This is the opening sentence which is supposed to hook you and make you read on. It should be click-baity or something. Maybe have 'you won't believe what happens next' as the title.
So I'm going to throw a number at you and you won't believe what happens next.
That's how many times my articles on the Internet have been viewed.
At least. Don't know how many were robots or people but even if it was 50-50, that is a pretty impressive number.
My books/short stories have been downloaded by 600 plus people via smashwords or kindle for their ereaders or cell phones. Technology. However, I have to clear a couple thousand ebooks or old-fashioned paper books on Amazon before I'd see a royalty check but I'm not in it for the money, although that would be nice.
After this blog post is published, one of you lucky bastards will be my 40,000th reader to this blog alone.